We thought it would be fun to showcase some of the emails we've been getting since our victorious victory against Bladezz on http://finnsmulders.com. Grab some popcorn and read them. They're mostly whiny emails, some are praise, we love praise, and some are downright weird. We suggest you read them backwards, from last to first for the best experience.


  • added by Fawkes Permalink
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    Subject: (no subject)

    ” guy got what he deserved, he deleted one of our guildie’s characters” I actually thought that that was a very quick and thorough way of taking your vengeance. Maybe I am thinking of the wrong game, but with the default UI you can’t store your password, so maybe this Tink person should have chosen a harder pw.
    MIK

    ps. Love the kilt, they are airy aren’t they? I prefer my skirts to
    have pockets, though

    Michael K.

    - Skirts?

     
  • added by Fawkes Permalink
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    Subject: rumors

    Heard a rumor about your guild leader being the owner of a windowless white van and kilts…………

    I’m waaaay hotter than my avatar ;)

    kat

    - Those rumors MIGHT be true, but there’s only one way to find out.

     
  • added by Fawkes Permalink
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    Subject: Finn Smulders…escort service?

    Dear Admin,

    I have seen the pictures of Finn on your site and I must say I am impressed. To find such soulful eyes in one so…young.
    Let me cut to the chase, I would like to hire Finn as an escort. I am not what most would consider “beautiful” I am actually what most people consider “Fugly” with a side of “Dear Lord”. I realize that escort services are my only option and hope you seriously consider my request. Normally I don’t include a picture when I hire an escort but my neighbors keep complaining about all the screaming on Friday nights so I want to make sure that there are no misrepresentations.

    I look forward to hearing from you.

    Thanks
    Bree

    feel free to call anytime
    8XX-7XX-XXXX (Omitted obviously!)

    ps I <3 The Guild. Thanks for all the awesome sauce
    -kaybi

    (Kellie B.)

    Attachment:
    bree

    - … At. A. Loss. For. Words.

     
  • added by Fawkes Permalink
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    Subject: re: Finnsmulders.com

    So wrong… just… so wrong.
    Kudos on the sausage selfcontrol (so to speak)
    MIK (Michael K.)

    - Our records indicate your IP address keeps returning to the website. Particularly, the image of him biting the sausage. Why is that?

     
  • added by Fawkes Permalink
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    Subject: Seriously.

    You had better actually be of Celtic ancestry, and that had *better* be a clan-appropriate tartan in that kilt you so publicly wore. With or without a breeze, you want to keep those privates attached, right? Right?

    Kathy D.

    - Kathy, you big flirt!

     
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