Feeding the Trolls

Subject: (no subject)

” guy got what he deserved, he deleted one of our guildie’s characters” I actually thought that that was a very quick and thorough way of taking your vengeance. Maybe I am thinking of the wrong game, but with the default UI you can’t store your password, so maybe this Tink person should have chosen a harder pw.
MIK

ps. Love the kilt, they are airy aren’t they? I prefer my skirts to
have pockets, though

Michael K.

- Skirts?

Subject: rumors

Heard a rumor about your guild leader being the owner of a windowless white van and kilts…………

I’m waaaay hotter than my avatar

kat

- Those rumors MIGHT be true, but there’s only one way to find out.

Subject: Finn Smulders…escort service?

Dear Admin,

I have seen the pictures of Finn on your site and I must say I am impressed. To find such soulful eyes in one so…young.
Let me cut to the chase, I would like to hire Finn as an escort. I am not what most would consider “beautiful” I am actually what most people consider “Fugly” with a side of “Dear Lord”. I realize that escort services are my only option and hope you seriously consider my request. Normally I don’t include a picture when I hire an escort but my neighbors keep complaining about all the screaming on Friday nights so I want to make sure that there are no misrepresentations.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks
Bree

feel free to call anytime
8XX-7XX-XXXX (Omitted obviously!)

ps I <3 The Guild. Thanks for all the awesome sauce
-kaybi

(Kellie B.)

Attachment:

- … At. A. Loss. For. Words.

Subject: re: Finnsmulders.com

So wrong… just… so wrong.
Kudos on the sausage selfcontrol (so to speak)
MIK (Michael K.)

- Our records indicate your IP address keeps returning to the website. Particularly, the image of him biting the sausage. Why is that?

Subject: Seriously.

You had better actually be of Celtic ancestry, and that had *better* be a clan-appropriate tartan in that kilt you so publicly wore. With or without a breeze, you want to keep those privates attached, right? Right?

Kathy D.

- Kathy, you big flirt!